Why You Should Vote for Bart Simpson this Year for President of the United States

I don’t know about you, but I am not very excited about any of the choices for president this year. I am going to keep my reasons to myself, because I don’t want to start a war with anyone. I thought it would be interesting though, if everyone who didn’t like the choices for President (seems to be the consensus from most everyone I have talked to), voted for Bart Simpson for President.

It would be really simple. All you would have to do is write his name on the ballot in the space they provide when you have someone else in mind for president. I don’t know what the country would do if the count came out and Bart Simpson won the election. Would Nancy Cartwright (the voice of Bart Simpson) become the new Pres? Or would it be the writers of the show. Or would they have to declare Martial Law because there is no president because the elected doesn’t really exist. Makes you think.

Here are some of the cool things that might happen if Bart Simpson were president.

  • Bart stays young no matter how old he is. He will always be young at heart (and probably stature as well).
  • “Eat My Shorts” will become the National Slogan
  • Skateboarding will the the country’s solution to the current fuel crisis.
  • New Military Weapons will include “Smart Slingshots”
  • Skateboard ramps will be mandatory in all break rooms, parks and just about any other public place.
  • “The Itchy and Scratchy Show” will be Federally funded.
  • All Bullies will be sentenced to Atomic Wedgies.
  • World Hunger will be solved by sending third world countries cases of span, canned beans and slushie machines.
  • We will finally return to the moon just so he can get massive hang time.
  • Do you have more reasons that Bart Simpson should be president? Write a comment with your reasons.
     



    Subscribe

    Leave a Reply




    Check Page Rank of any web site pages instantly:
    This free page rank checking tool is powered by Page Rank Checker service