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In My Inbox: Concentrate On This Sentence

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

‘To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did’.

When God takes something from your grasp; He’s not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better.

Concentrate on this sentence….. ‘The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.’

Something good will happen to you today. Something that you have been waiting to hear, this is not a joke; someone will call you by phone or will speak to you about something that you were waiting to hear.

If you always do what you always did, then you will always get what you always got!

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In My Inbox: Rules Men Wish Women Knew!

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, Put it down.

3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

5. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.

6. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

11. You have enough clothes.

12. You have too many shoes.

13. Crying is blackmail.

14. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.

15. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!

16. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

17. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult. We are bound to miss sometimes.

18. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

19. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

20. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

22. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

23. Check your oil.

24. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.

25. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.

26. No, it does not matter which quiz.

27. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

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In My Inbox: A Dessert Personality Test

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Do not  cheat on this one; go with the first dessert you pick!

If all  of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which  would you choose (sorry,  you can only pick  one!) Trust me….this is very accurate.

Pick your  dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.  After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail  on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert  in the subject box above.

Also, send it to the person who  sent it to you.

Don’t forget to change your dessert choice in  the subject box before you forward it.

Here are your  choices:

  1. Angel Food Cake
  2. Brownies
  3. Lemon  Meringue
  4. Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing
  5. Strawberry  Short Cake
  6. Chocolate on Chocolate
  7. Ice Cream
  8. Carrot Cake

No, you can’t change your mind once you scroll  down, so think carefully what your choice will be!

OK - Now  that you’ve made your choice, this is what the research says about you:

SCROLL DOWN—No Cheating 

1.  ANGEL  FOOD CAKE –  Sweet, loving, cuddly.. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little  nutty at times.? Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of  the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

2. BROWNIES –  You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs  and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and  direction. You tend to be very loyal.

3. LEMON  MERINGUE –  Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent  after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don’t try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva but you have many  friends.

4. VANILLA  CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING –  Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very  indecisive and lack motivation Everyone enjoys being around you, but  you are a practical joker.. Others should be cautious in making you  mad. However, you are a friend for life.

5.  STRAWBERRY  SHORTCAKE –  Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be cou nted  on in a pinch and expect the same in return. You can be assertive.  Intuitively keen. You are intelligent, but can be very emotional at times.

6. CHOCOLATE  ON CHOCOLATE –  Sexy; always ready to give and receive.  Very creative,  adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a  cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take  chances.. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to  laugh.

7. ICE  CREAM –  You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy  watching sports. You don’t like to give up the remote control.  You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

8.  CARROT  CAKE –  You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to  be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm  hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal  friends .

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In My Inbox: How Did the Human Race Appear?

Friday, April 11th, 2008

A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’

The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they ha d children and so was all mankind made.’

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the Human race evolved.’

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, ‘Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?’

The mother answered, ‘Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.’

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In My Inbox: Will you give this to my Daddy?

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support ‘Red  Fridays.’

Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia , attending a  conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people  behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and  witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. 

Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their  camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)  was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering.. 

When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being  applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I’m not alone. I’m not the only  red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and  their families.

Of course I immediately stopped and began  clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line  everyday for us so we can go to school, work, and home without fear or  reprisal.

Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my  country or of our service men and women, a young girl, not more than 6 or 7  years old, ran up to one of the male soldiers. He kneeled down and said ‘hi.’ 

The little girl then asked him if he would give something to her daddy for her

The young soldier, who didn’t look any older than  maybe 22 himself, said he would try and what did she want to give to her  daddy. Then suddenly the little girl grabbed the neck of this soldier, gave  him the biggest hug she could muster and then kissed him on the cheek. 

The mother of the little girl, who said her daughter’s name was  Courtney, told the young soldier that her husband was a Marine and had been in  Iraq for 11 months now. As the mom was explaining how much her daughter  Courtney missed her father, the young soldier began to tear up. 

When this temporarily single mom was done explaining her  situation, all of the soldiers huddled together for a brief second.. Then one  of the other servicemen pulled out a military-looking walkie-talkie. They  started playing with the device and talking back and forth on it. 

After about 10-15 seconds of this, the young soldier walked  back over to Courtney, bent down and said this to her, ‘I spoke to your daddy  and he told me to give this to you.’ He then hugged this little girl that he  had just met and gave her a kiss on the cheek. He finished by saying ‘your  daddy told me to tell you that he loves you more than anything and he is coming home very soon.’

The mom at this point was  crying almost uncontrollably and as the young soldier stood to his feet, he  saluted Courtney and her mom. I was standing no more than 6 feet away from  this entire event.

As the soldiers began to leave, heading towards  their gate, people resumed their applause. As I stood there applauding and  looked around, there were very few dry eyes, including my own. That young  soldier in one last act of selflessness, turned around and blew a kiss to  Courtney with a tear rolling down his cheek.

We need to remember  everyday all of our soldiers and their families and thank God for them and  their sacrifices. At the end of the day, it’s good to be an American. 

RED FRIDAYS —– Very soon, you will see a great many people  wearing Red every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to  be called the ’silent majority’. We are no longer silent, and are voicing our  love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers.

We  are not organized, boisterous or over-bearing. We get no liberal media  coverage on TV, to reflect our message or our opinions. Many Americans, like  you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of America supports our troops.

Our idea of showing solidarity  and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday -and  continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a  deafening message that.. Every red-blooded American who supports our men and  women afar will wear something red.

By word of mouth, press, TV –  let’s make the United States on every Friday a sea of red much like a  homecoming football game in the bleachers.

If every one of us  who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, co-workers,  friends, and family. It will not be long before the USA is covered in RED and  it will let our troops know the once ’silent’ majority is on their side more  than ever; certainly more than the media lets on.

The first  thing a soldier says when asked ‘What can we do to make things better for  you?’ is…We need your support and your prayers.

Let’s get  the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example; and wear something  red every Friday.

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In my Inbox: All I Need to Know I Learned From the Easter Bunny!

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

Don’t put all your eggs in  one basket.
Everyone needs a friend who  is all ears.
There’s no such thing as too  much candy.
All  work and no play can make you a basket case.
A  cute tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a  bad hare day.
Let  happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Some body parts should be  floppy.
Keep  your paws off of other people’s jelly beans.
Good things come in small,  sugar coated packages.
The  grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.
To  show your true colors, you have to come out of the  shell.
The  best things in life are still sweet and gooey.
May  the joy of the season fill your heart.
Happy  Easter!

Jelly  Beans!

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In My Inbox: The Penny

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being good luck, gifts from angels, etc.

This is the first time I’ve ever heard this twist on the story. Gives you something to think about

Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to spend the weekend at the husband’s employer’s home. My friend, Arlene, was nervous about the weekend.

The boss was very wealthy, with a fine home on the waterway, and cars costing more than her house.

The first day and evening went well, and Arlene was delighted to have this rare glimpse into how the very wealthy live.

The husband’s employer was quite generous as a host, and took them to the finest restaurants. Arlene knew she would never have the opportunity to indulge in this kind of extravagance again, so she was enjoying herself immensely!

As the three of them were about to enter an exclusive restaurant that evening, the boss was walking slightly ahead of Arlene and her husband. He stopped suddenly, looking down on the pavement for a long, silent moment.
Arlene wondered if she was supposed to pass him. There was nothing on the ground except a single darkened penny that someone had dropped, and a few cigarette butts.

Still silent, the man reached down and picked up the penny He held it up and smiled, then put it in his pocket as if he had found a great treasure ! How absurd! What need did this man have for a single penny? Why would he even take the time to stop and pick it up?

Throughout dinner, the entire scene nagged at her.

Finally, she could stand it no longer!

She causally mentioned that her daughter once had a coin collection, and asked if the penny he had found had been of some value.

A smile crept across the man’s face as he reached into his pocket for the penny and held it out for her to see. She had seen many pennies before! What was the point of this?

“Look at it.” He said.

“Read what it says.”

She read the words “United States of America.”

“No, not that; read further.”

“One cent?”

“No, keep reading.”

“In God we Trust?”

“Yes!”

“And?”

“And if I trust in God, the name of God is holy, even on a coin. Whenever I find a coin I see that inscription. It is written on every single United States coin, but we never seem to notice it!

God drops a message right in front of me telling me to trust Him? Who am I to pass it by? When I see a coin, I pray, I stop to see if my trust IS still in God at that moment. I pick the coin up as a response to God; that I do trust in Him.

For a short time, at least, I cherish it as if it were gold. I think it is God’s way of starting a conversation with me.

Lucky for me, God is patient and pennies are plentiful!
When I was out shopping today, I found a penny on the sidewalk. I stopped and picked it up, and realized that I had been worrying and fretting in my mind about things I cannot change.

I read the words, “In God We Trust,” and had to laugh. Yes, God, I get the message.

It seems that I have been finding an inordinate number of pennies in the last few months, but then, pennies are plentiful!

And, God is patient…

Have a blessed day!!

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:

1 cross
3 nails
——–
4 given

That’s the whole gospel message simply stated.

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